IF I CAN SEE PENIS, KEEP IT OFF MY DAMN DASH.

boobs are universal. everyone likes those. i approve of boobs. penis is just unnecessary on tumblr man, unnecessary 

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digitalskullkid: clapsandpraises: I despise this song But I died laughing lmfao

digitalskullkid:

clapsandpraises:

I despise this song

But I died laughing

lmfao

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memecollection: For more funny posts click HERE!

memecollection:

For more funny posts click HERE!

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shaynnee:

I have never seen so much perfection in one post.

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sleepless-in-chicago:

Bored as fuck
Broke as fuck

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elizabethdolly:

saddeer:

I HATE THAT READ IS THE PAST TENSE OF READ 

FUCKING ENGLISH. WHY WHY WHY.

at least we dont have to conjugate anything. MURICA.

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tales-of-a-big-sexy-liberation: I must the perfect chick :) hehe

tales-of-a-big-sexy-liberation:

I must the perfect chick :) hehe

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aloprofundo: alextraordinaryyy: If you kiss my ear though you can literally take my body. The neck. Absolute bliss. The correct answer was penis. Sorry, thanks for playing.

aloprofundo:

alextraordinaryyy:

If you kiss my ear though you can literally take my body.

The neck. Absolute bliss.

The correct answer was penis. Sorry, thanks for playing.

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aloprofundo: Seriously. 

aloprofundo:

Seriously. 

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shadesofazure: Made this last week. you are my favorite for this

shadesofazure:

Made this last week.

you are my favorite for this

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crapcom: ain’t enough gigabytes in the world to make a Biggie hologram

crapcom:

ain’t enough gigabytes in the world to make a Biggie hologram

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ghosttownaddress:

kickb4cks:

Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :

ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

DEAR JESUS.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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